uhh.. internet

mydaguerreotypeboyfriend:

The people have spoken. John Ford and Jerry Seinfeld. 

best

Carol Channing’s White Queen makes Anne Hathaway look like a melting pile of shit! 

As doctors never tire of reminding people, exercise protects against a host of illnesses, from heart attacks and dementia to diabetes and infection. Just why it has such magical properties is, at last, being understood. (via theeconomist)

Damnit, gotta get on that train. I suppose the diet/life plan of very limited activity, cigarettes, and small quantities of very fatty foods can only take one so far.

(via theeconomist)

andersonevans:

uhhinternet:

newshour:

We fully support nerds.

-TG

It’d be funny if it were just a joke and not my real life.

You guys need to bring Alfie over soon so we can marathon some PBS American Experience!

We can American Experience over here! (and I do, oh, I do) — we need to take a field trip to your place for some hot cable action!!

newshour:

We fully support nerds.

-TG

It’d be funny if it were just a joke and not my real life.

why

Doing a survey about adopting Alfie from the ASPCA and this question came up. That ad makes me feel like shit!

3rdofmay:

The art: Charles Sheeler, Aerial Gyrations, 1953.

The news: “Is Manufacturing Really Back?” by Rana Foroohar for Time.com.

The source: Collection of the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

Love Sheeler. ART INDUSTRIA

(via theatlantic)

lucaluca:

tallwhitney:

Or LeRoy!! …are all of the choices this year a terrier/chihuahua mix?

COULD THIS BE ALFIE’S HERITAGE?!

omgggg I wanna get these two in a room together, my brain would spontaneously combust from the adorabzzleness. However, we’ve been looking into little Alfie’s mutt family tree and we think he might be a schnoodle?

Exhibit A:

One boy’s poem to his favorite Ninja Turtle.

via urlesque / blameitonthevoices

def written by his mom

(via imremembering)