Submitted by: Alex Billig
Reverse Microwave:
A not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant.
Person a: aw, my budweiser isn’t cold anymore!
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it’ll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn’t invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that’s right. Sucks.
Severely hungover, I had to beat a fake person about the face with a fake bicycle chain.
Apparently I can add this to my list of special skills.. Got a callback!
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For the love of pizza.
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Karl Lagerfeld - Spongebob
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yes!](http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4xtexjP71qzsg98o1_500.jpg)
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Ernest Hemingway
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This looks sort of like those super-detailed Chuck Close portraits. But, oh, Hemingway. You look almost too tranquil to have blown your brains out later on.](http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3cx675K71qzsg98o1_500.jpg)
Ernest Hemingway
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This looks sort of like those super-detailed Chuck Close portraits. But, oh, Hemingway. You look almost too tranquil to have blown your brains out later on.
I like this. But.. heavage? Oh, I get it. It’s just there are so many connotations to ‘heave’ that it almost overshadows ‘he’. But I suppose that’s irrelevant.. just get them man tittays out there! oy.
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I think it’s safe to say A-Rod is no Elvis.
Ain’t that the truf. Elvis can out-mirror-self A-Rod any day!
