uhh.. internet

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neverbreakdown:

everyone knows about this shit by now right?
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NO ADVANCE TICKETS!
GET $20 WEEKEND PASSES (good for all 5 shows!) AT THE DOOR!
THE WEEKEND PASS GETS YOU ALL KINDS OF DEALS!
http://hillstockfest.org/community
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JUNE 21st
FAB Friday / Make Music New York Block Party @ Putnam Triangle Plaza
Fulton Street & Grand Ave, Brooklyn, NY
5PM - 8PM, FREE!
05:00… The Brooklyn What
05:45… Nikhil P. Yerawadekar & Low Mentality
06:30… BOYTOY
07:15… Brown Rice Family

After Party @ Free Candy
905 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY
8PM - 1AM, $10
08:30… Archipelago
09:05… Kudrow
09:40… Bellows
10:15… No Courage
10:50… Toothaches
11:25… Eskalators
12:00… Spooktober
12:35… Riot of Spring
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JUNE 22nd
Block Party
106 Emerson Place, Brooklyn, NY
11AM - 8PM, FREE!
12:00… Terrence Kelly and the No One Specials
12:30… The Influencers
01:00… Conveyor
01:30… Younger Siblings
02:00… Young & Old
02:30… Spring Break Forever
03:00… Old Table
03:30… Mail the Horse
04:00… Marra Barr
04:30… ARMS
05:00… The City and Horses
05:30… pow wow!
06:00… GunFight!
06:30… Aa (Big A little a)
07:00… Paleface
08:00… WHAT CHEER? BRIGADE

Glasnost Comedy Stage! (next door @ 104 Emerson Place)
12:30… Zack Broussard
12:40… Sasheer Zamata
01:30… Joe Pera
02:30… Kate Berlant
03:30… Adam Newman
04:30… Halle Kiefer
05:30… The Chris Gethard Show
w/performances by Cocoon Central Dance Team ALL DAY!

After Party @ The Bishop
916 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn, NY
8PM - 12AM, $5
09:00… Slothrust
09:45… CUTTERS
10:30… SPECIAL EVENTS (TERROR PIGEON + YER HEART EXTREME RAP DUO)
11:15… MOSHIACH OI!

FOOD VENDORS:
Brent’s Gyoza
Van Leeuwen Artisan Ice Cream
Kimchi Taco
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June 23rd
Backyard Picnic
402½ Park Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
12PM to 9PM, $7 - $10
12:00… Cameron Wisch
12:45… Vikesh Kapoor
01:30… Maxo
02:15… Haunted America
03:00… Poor Remy
03:45… Dr Dick and His Silly Man Friends
04:30… The Happy Hours
05:15… Gamelan Kusuma Laras
06:00… Hurricanes of Love
06:45… Greg Mullen and The Cosmic American Band
07:30… ACLU BENEFIT
08:15… Saintseneca
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FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/events/444083175672814
WEBSITE: http://hillstockfest.org

hillstock, almost nigh

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this is the only okcupid message i have responded to in months. i don’t think it’s a brilliant response or anything, but i wonder if peta or the cops could get called on a body for suspicious okc activity.

This is the craziest spam! My sister got it, and told me. Now she gon get blasted

this.. i can’t. 

holy crap this is tasty. warm butternut squash and chickpea salad from smitten kitchen

laughingsquid:

Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl iPhone Dock

perf

dear god, why is this a thing. why does it have a hand and a shirt?!!

“hey, here’s my disembodied half-boyfriend i love to snuggle with”. GOD.

One night, I was on stage, and there was this beautiful little girl — she was probably 8 years old at the time. And she had this beautiful red hair, this beautiful skin, these beautiful green eyes, and she was looking up at me, holding, you know, for an autograph. I said, ‘Well, you’re the prettiest little thing I ever saw. So what is your name?’ And she said, ‘Jolene.’ And I said, ‘Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene.’ I said, ‘That is pretty. That sounds like a song. I’m going to write a song about that.’

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I’d be like bitch give me back my pillow